The Companion

Dedicated to my current feeling and emotions. Ew right?

guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

(via sorry)

spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis, via pregers)

batttlestar-galactica:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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I showed this to my brother and he didn’t even crack a fucking smile and I am now realizing just how much tumblr has warped my sense of humour

(via pregers)

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william