The Companion

Dedicated to my current feeling and emotions. Ew right?


my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

(via sorry)



i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis, via pregers)



waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm


I showed this to my brother and he didn’t even crack a fucking smile and I am now realizing just how much tumblr has warped my sense of humour

(via pregers)

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william